Have you heard the news?

April, the "Mule" deer "Faunid", has arrived to Atalav ahead of schedule! That's how you know she's legit. She's not a joke. She's real, and she is a Faunid, and she is NOT for sale.

Her favorite holiday, which is also your favorite holiday, is called April Mule's Day!

This is because it's her day.

Luckily, April is a benevolent FAUNID, and has decided to share joy with all the rest of the FAUNIDS on Atalav. When April's around, the party's in town. She won't tell you why, but when she's here, strange things tend to happen.

Keep an eye out for some... unusual, but completely pleasant, surprises around our website.

April loves spending her day with FAUNIDS so much that she's decided to stick around for a whole WEEK. We are so happy about this. All of us.
And she's not just here to sit around. No, no, she also brought some presents for us this year!

How exciting, we all say at the same exact time!

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Spin the "Mule" Deer

From today until April 8th, YOU (that's you) can ask April to give you a little twirl. It's very beautiful, we all say at the same exact time again.
April has a whole smorgasbord of FABULOUS treats for us. She hopes you enjoy each and every one of them!

Please be careful not to ask her to twirl too much, or she'll get sick. Once a day is fine, though.

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...but that's this?

April brought us another friend!

This FAUNID shares her joyful and exuberant love of hijinks and games. This punchy little fella is in charge at this playground.
With their tail, they don't just hold objects, they can juggle! Heck, they're even the reigning champ of dodge ball in their multicolored kingdom!

KING SILLY PLAYTIME

This Auction Faunid was drawn and designed by MUTT and L0sw, allegedly, but both of them would say that our wonderful KSP just sprung to life on their own. This auction ends Wednesday, April 8th at 8:00PM CST. You may place bids in either the official Sales post on-site, or the #auction-bids channel on Discord.

Official Sales Post

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April hopes you enjoy your favorite holiday. She really did work hard to make it special this year.
Make sure to thank April if you see her (and make sure you mean it)! 

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Once granted, all/any of April's Treat(s)(TM)(C)  are non-refundable but highly tradable. They have no montary value because money doesn't exist in the Faunids universe.  You are free to discard them if you wish but April (and all associated entities) would be very happy if you enjoyed them instead. If you do not want to keep them do not discard them in the presence of April or she (and all associated entities) will be very, very sad. Frowning while receiving your gift is strictly prohibited under clause 11.b.132.